radha-the-introvert:

prismatic-bell:

xteacupx:

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

I love you guys omf

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

OH

MY

FUCKING

G-D

LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

callmebliss:

eggcup:

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

dankmemeuniversity:

guccimedusa:

Dracula, putting his castle anywhere he likes:

papa-manatee:

cathugging:

sir that’s my emotional support lobster

just-shower-thoughts:

If you’re a Californian who needs to fall of the grid and disappear, now is the time.

thepyts42:

vendeluxe:

deanky:

deanky:

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions

exhibits

Let me tell y’all something. So I live on a farm and we have a livestock protection dog. His name is Logan and he is absolutely huge. At least 3 ft tall, 130 lbs, and he is my precious baby. Who doesn’t love a dog that takes minimal effort to pet? Just reach down and bam, his head is right at your waist.

Anyways.

He sleeps on the concrete porch pretty often, and I felt bad for him, so I decide I’m going to sew him a bed. I learned to sew and I made a pillow and a patchwork case with a zipper from scratch! And this is a huge bed, it’s five ft long. I can comfortably lay on it. It took me about a month to make this thing.

And he sleeps 3 ft away from it. On the concrete.

At least Pepperpotts appreciates my hard work.