house cat scares off bear
“That is the stupidest looking dog I’ve ever seen. I’m going to kick its ass.”
Nothing like a good guard cat
Cats are fabulous… such tiny balls of pure murder.
Author: Borderline Izaya

they really just named a dinosaur Thanos huh
- It’s a super crappy holotype (one vertebra, nothing else)
- It’s from a group of dinosaurs that are famous for having super reduced arms and hands, so it couldn’t even snap its fingers
- It would have looked something like this:
(Image by Fred Wierum)
- And no, they don’t offer an explanation as to why
all hozier songs can be sorted into two of four catagories: devotion, revolution, fey godlessness, and horny
at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and
It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying
That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?
HUH????
this post gets worse everytime i see it
please help me change my name
hi im a 24-year-old trans man living in new jersey. im attempting to legally transition, and i absolutely need to change my name – my HR manager at work is harassing my front end manager for respecting my name and i sense a lot more problems coming. im just barely getting by now so i desperately need to legally change my name. i need about $340 to cover court fees, document fees, and newspaper fees(nj law says you have to advertise name changes in the local paper)
my cash.me is here please ignore my deadnameeven if you cant donate please reblog, i can’t live like this anymore
Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms
It’s really common to find witchy mental illness/health related content that is catered towards specific illnesses (usually anxiety and depression). This is more catered to specific symptoms. This does NOT replace medication!
Anger:
- Amethyst anger release spell
- Easy anger release spell
- A quick way to cool anger
- Anger dispersion magic tea
- Anger reducing bath
- Bath spell to release anger
- “I channel my anger in a healthy, safe and productive manner” sigil
- “My anger is under control” sigil
- This masterpost
Anxiety:
- Anti-anxiety shower spell
- Soothing bath spell
- Rainy day anxiety spell
- I will be okay spell
- Anti-anxiety spell jar
- Anti-anxiety spell charm
- Anti-anxiety tea
Brain Fog + Memory:
- ADHD concentration spell bottle
- Brainfog lifting
- “Brainfog begone” sigil
- Rosemary memory spell
- Finding things/ memory spell
- Memory and concentration spell
- Memory enhancement sachet
Depression:
- Post-depressive-episode bath spell
- Ease my depression spell bottle
- “Last hope” spell for depression
- Anti-depression tea
- Gems for depression
Disassociation:
- Spell for disassociation
- Witch’s disassociation bracelet
- “Anti-disassociation” sigil
- “I am grounded and in control of my emotions + reactions” sigil
Fatigue:
- Spell for energy
- Energy gain spell
- Energy jar
- Energy bath
- Crystals for fatigue
- “No fatigue” sigil
- “Energy” sigil
- “I am energetic” sigil
- “I have the energy to take a shower” sigil
Flashbacks/trauma
- Spell to release emotional blockage
- Piece by piece trauma healing spell
- Healing from childhood trauma spell bottle
- Spell bottle for reassurance
- “My trauma does not hold me back” sigil
Insomnia + nightmares:
- Restful sleep and sweet dreams sachet
- Sleep crystal spell
- Stuffed animal sleep spell
- Sleep easy spell sachet
- Sleepy witch tip
- Nightmare ward charm
- Nightmare repellent
- Nightmare prevention – crystals and herbs
- Dream witch nightmare tips
Intrusive thoughts:
- OCD assistance bath
- Spell to ward against intrusive thoughts
- Spell to control intrusive thoughts
- Banish intrusive thoughts incantation
- Banishing unwanted thoughts spell
- Intrusive thought banishing spell
Panic attacks:
- Panic attack relief pouch
- Anti-panic attack spell earrings
- Rose Quartz calming spell
- “Ease my panic attacks” sigil
- “I have less panic attacks” sigil
Paranoia:
- Crystals for paranoia
- “My paranoia does not control me” sigil
- “I don’t let paranoid thoughts overcome me” sigil
- “My paranoia does not affect me” sigil
Picking (hair, skin, etc.):
- Ease skin picking spell
- “I resist the urge to pick my skin” sigil
- “I keep from picking” sigil
- “My trichotillomania is under control” sigil
- “I don’t pull out my hair or eyelashes” sigil
- “I am in control and resist the desire to pick my hair” sigil
Mood Swings/Emotional Balance:
- Increasing your emotional tolerance spell
- Crystals for BPD
- “I regulate my emotions well”
- “I am happy and do not have mood swings” sigil
If anyone has content on a category I wasn’t able to include, or for a category that is lacking, feel free to send it my way and I’ll get a part two started for this post! Click [here] for the chronically ill symptoms masterpost.
I have an idea for a drawing and physically cannot rest until I have created it
at last……I may rest
the person who threatened to behead me in the tags is only going to make me stronger











