million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.
Fact:
They actually did that.
cannot. stop. laughing.
Nature’s steady cam, once again one step ahead of us.
Consider: Found Footage Horror but it’s all filmed by Chicken Cams
Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.
I will not be a double agent for the patriarchy. And I will not stop calling it out when I see it. They will have to run me out of this business, which I’m sure will happen! I would rather go down in flames than stick around and be part of the problem.
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 