elodieunderglass:

crimelords:

oldhollywood:

Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope & Colin Keith-Johnston as Theseus in stage production of The Warrior’s Husband (1932) (Corbis)

ok. ok

all right I’ll allow it

mad-mewmew:

pissvortex:

enecoo got his account terminated. its time to publicly execute tumblr staff

glaciesdraco:

I love Shizaya so much ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️

💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖💚💖

🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

i-chew-on-pushpins:

it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave

djchives:

rainbow-unicorn-monkeyballs-pt2:

nommobile:

unshaped:

megainum:

thesilverhammer:

godpenis:

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “

I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes.

“

CAN I GET A BOX?

As a server this speaks to my soul 😂😂

When she said “can I get a container for my ranch so I can put it in my box” I felt that

I know the characters are fictional but god damn it, my emotions are real.

fakehistory:

the shape of water receives praise from both audiences and critics alike, even managing to win best picture (2017) (colourised)

prickly-problematic-programmer:

Life hack

consolationblog:

dareyoutoread-blog:

things-that-are-great:

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)? Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it. You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

geejaysmith:

2012: Tumblr is down for a few hours, hysteria ensues

2018: Tumblr taken off App Store, met with resounding “pull the trigger Piglet” by users