Author: Borderline Izaya

couriers-mile:

I was going to compile a list of relatable quotes from Dragon Age companions but i got hung up on Sera who is the most relatable

  • (Locate a shard while looking through an Ocularum) I don’t want to touch anything a skull lit up. Skulls don’t say “here’s a good thing”.
  • (Crestwood) We should drag the nobs in Val Royeaux out here. See how they do.
  • (Emerald Graves – near waterfall) There could be stuff behind the falls. That’d be clever.
  • (Emerald Graves – spreading ashes during Last Wishes) Phnngghhaa… Pleh. Phfftt. Got… in… hnnng… my… it’s in my mouth.
  • (Emprise du Lion) Where are we again? So I don’t come back?
  • (Exalted Plains – find Valorin during Someone to Lose) What was there? Because that’s blood and magic and that’s not good.
  • (Exalted Plains – Crow Fens)
  • Sera: Stupid mud and water and something brushed against my leg.
  • Solas: (Chuckles.)
  • Sera: Shut it, I’m right, it’s wrong and horrible!
  • (Forbidden Oasis) I have sand… in places.
  • (Hissing Wastes) Wow, that’s… so much nowhere.
  • (Hissing Wastes) Sand is dirt that’s bad at it.
  • (Storm Coast – see the High dragon and giant fighting) (Laughs.) Wow. We can watch, yeah?

Bonus: Sera and all her friends making fun of Solas

  • (Frostback Basin) 
  • Sera: The veil is wobbly here.
  • Dorian: Perhaps a bit warbly instead?
  • Cassandra: Certainly not! It’s much more squeaky.
  • Iron Bull: I was going with spicy.
  • Blackwall: You sure it isn’t wiggly?
  • Varric: I’d say more wonky, myself.
  • Sera: What? Let me check. Sensing. Sense-y. Definitely wobbly.
  • Solas: (sighs)

deepfriedfuckpotato:

prosthetical:

finndeservesbetter:

If non black people want to damage the fuck out of their hair that’s fine, whatever, but don’t be calling the moldy ass shit you get as a result dreadlocks, dreads, or locs, because I promise you they aren’t.

Sincerely, someone who actually knows what the fuck they talking about.

Feel free to reblog if you aren’t black and against cultural appropriation

Seriously. White “dreadlocks” are literally just unwashed, matted, damaged hair. Knock it off, fellow white people jfc.

And miss me with that “but the vikings/irish had dreadlocks!!!” shit, because it’s not fucking true. Vikings and Celts were clean as fuck and commonly had intricately braided hair. Not nasty-ass matted “dreadlocks”.