Author: Borderline Izaya
Hey followers!
Guess what
What?
Take this!
the statement “seals are dog mermaids” is factually incorrect. seals are actually cat mermaids.
God Took A Leopard And Jammed It Into A Wetsuit And That’s How We Got The SEAL!!!
It actually pisses me off more knowing Tumblr was perfectly able to solve its cp problem but just didn’t until it ended up on the news
Imagine gloating online about yer anglicised name in front of everyone. Imagine being that type of person.
Temptation to switch to the non-Anglicised version of my name rising.
No need to be tempted because you’re no a massive wank about it😉
someone has done this to me irl like ‘haha at least ppl pronounce it right’
i was like ‘well maybe people would pronounce the correct spelling right if ya ancestors hadnt made our language literally illegal, knee eeeeev”
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
Stunning 700-year-old giant cave used by Knights Templar found behind a rabbit hole in the British countryside
This sort of stuff just doesn’t happen.
As the Prophecy has foretold!!!
Buddy this is how 50% of archaeology happens. Someone falls in a hole and finds some cool shit.
so you’re telling me, staff could have gotten rid of the pedophiles on this website this whole fucking time
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 