quitoito:

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

paras0xdreamer:

brainbowunicorn:

I did my laundry today and as I wanted to get my tide pods i saw that one of them burst and everything was slippery. So I did the first thing my hobbit brain thought of: cleaning the rest with water

The only thing is that tide pods, of course, disintegrate when they come in contact with water so I ended up wasting five tide pods because apparently I’m a dumb piece of shit

muggleassassin:

If you have a crush on me prove it and send me $100 😩😂

killowave:

shipping-n-handling:

foulmouthedliberty:

punlich:

Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”

AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering

darkspellmaster:

sounwave-with-kids:

If the bumblebee movie is successful there are gonna be a lot more people getting introduced to transformers lore like the idw comics and animated shows and i hope we’re gonna give them a warm welcome here and not act like elitists or something that belittle them because they are “normies” or something

If the develope an interest in transformers because they think bumblebee is cute then so be it, don’t make them feel like “lesser” fans and just let them enjoy their giant alien robot cars!

Adding on, give these new people suggestions for shows or comics. Remember that every Transformer fan starts somewhere. If they wanna ship Bee with Charlie let them. If they wanna ship Bee and one of the Cons let them.

Be ready to answer questions but don’t drown them in lore. And keep in mind that what you like they may not. And vice versa.

Please be kind to old fans that liked the old Bayverse. They may not be happy with this movie because it may re-write their movies. So they may rant and be disappointed in it. Try to understand that.

Most of all have fun with it.💖

timebombtakahashi:

Noah fense but when referring to one, specific person, you shouldn’t call them LGBT?? Laverne Cox isn’t an LGBT woman. She’s a trans woman. Ted Allen isn’t An LGBT man. He’s gay. one person can’t be l, g, b, and t. just use the words it’s not that hard use the words they identify with