Author: Borderline Izaya

fedini:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

dagothurgayicon:

me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

corsolanite:

BIG 😑 ENERGY

totally-canon-drrr:

Vorona: Say one more word and you’re dead.

Izaya: One more word.

Vorona: …

revolutionarytea:

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

geekandmisandry:

nyaa:

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?