Borderline Izaya

scotchtapeofficial:

embalm:

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.

audreyrustons:

the trifecta

randomfandomteacher:

villanshaveruinedmylife:

Is that Doug dimmadome?

owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

dvandom:

bemusedlybespectacled:

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

Well, it will protect you from anything too small to get over the gate and too big to get through the gate….

quasarden:

Shout out to Spider-Man PS4 for having one of the best fake social media feeds

silly-slacker-person:

jpechacek:

I found this emoji builder and it’s the best thing that’s happened to me in months.

This is what the angels originally looked like when GOD sent them down from Heaven

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

Important question

how do German amphibians say hello

THE ANSWER WAS GUTENFROG BUT APPARENTLY NONE OF U CARE THANKS FOR NOTHING

virgil-loves-princey:

proudcrazygeek:

i feel so attacked right now

THIS

dcmultiverse:

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pflugerfor for Playboy (2018)

mehofkirkwall:

I maintain that if you put Tiny Tina from borderlands in a room with Junkrat from overwatch, it would either devolve into her trying her damndest to rob him of his grenades/mines or he and roadhog having her join the crew and being impressed at her explosives skill