funnyjoke:

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

41 people are ready for me to gnome this chick

this is my 4th day gnoming her

Don t make a character lgbtq Without a reason

maidsonas:

Don’t worry I have a reason

I’m gay and I do what I want

list of most powerful tweets

tinyfruitbat:

and the #1:

dankmemeuniversity:

lmao9:

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

vivvav:

seasonalmelancholy:

suckqr:

lesbian-elric:

but thats just my onion

great-tweets:

“Update: The student who wrote the letter has been found and we’re in the process of finding a way to reward her for her actions. Very grateful for what she did”

bugabooperboo:

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????