Author: Borderline Izaya

geekandmisandry:

jamesblackhound:

kramergate:

kramergate:

buzzfeed. this is not even a question. I hate you

if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house

I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to hang out with hopper for a weekend, but I think drowning billy would just be more satisfying long term.

I didn’t like how this response started, but I respect where it ended up.

thoodleoo:

>be plato, c. 400 BCE
>be giving a lecture in athens
>everything’s going great, students are eating it up
>all of a sudden diogenes bursts in and starts shouting
>archaicsmile.statuepeg
>tell diogenes that he can sit in on the lecture if he wants but if he’s going to be obnoxious i’ll have to ask him to leave
>diogenes looks thoughtful
>asks what the topic is about
>tell him it’s a theory of virtue that socrates taught me
>diogenes says that he loves socrates
>except he pronounces it socradeez for some reason?
>ask him who the hell socradeez is
>”socraDEEZ NUTZ”
>diogenes starts breakdancing
>all of my students convert to cynicism and live in empty wine casks now
>mfw