thoodleoo:

>be plato, c. 400 BCE
>be giving a lecture in athens
>everything’s going great, students are eating it up
>all of a sudden diogenes bursts in and starts shouting
>archaicsmile.statuepeg
>tell diogenes that he can sit in on the lecture if he wants but if he’s going to be obnoxious i’ll have to ask him to leave
>diogenes looks thoughtful
>asks what the topic is about
>tell him it’s a theory of virtue that socrates taught me
>diogenes says that he loves socrates
>except he pronounces it socradeez for some reason?
>ask him who the hell socradeez is
>”socraDEEZ NUTZ”
>diogenes starts breakdancing
>all of my students convert to cynicism and live in empty wine casks now
>mfw