cant help but to think letter writing wouldnt have gone out of style so quickly if envelope adhesive didnt taste like rat poison
why not flavored envelopes we did it with condoms whats to stop us at stationary
TO MY KNOWLEDGE no one has ever licked an envelope and thought “yeah that’s quite pleasant actually”
I’ve tasted some good tasting envelopes in my life tho
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