this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!
The health alert spans across the following states as a precaution: California, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.
Throw it out.
is this a new alert or the one from like a year and a half ago?
NEW ONE! Just don’t eat salads or sandwiches with romane/leafy greens until we get an all-clear.
This warning is extended to Quebec and Ontario, too, for us Canucks.