vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

Being a lesbian has permanently skewed my ideals of fashion and aesthetics and I can’t be trusted anymore

There was a girl yesterday with like a straight bob and a big sweater on and I told my best friend (who’s straight) “man sometimes I wish I had straight hair because sorta messy straight hair and a big sweater is….it’s such a look.” And she went “it’s really not” and I was like “uh LOOK at her??? She looks SO cute” and my friend was like “sure” And after a few minutes of further observation and self reflection I realized I’m just gay