crohead:

an-actual-lion:

Throughout Death Note you’re supposed to view Light as this cold and calculated mastermind who blends seamlessly into society and that’s what supposed to make him truly terrifying…

But I really fucking can’t see him that way because in one of the earlier episodes Light tries to throw off L and his dad by just…. staring at a porn magazine…. For like hours while he knows he’s being videotaped to throw off suspicion

But the thing is is that he really does just fucking stare really hard and leisurely flip through the pages like it’s a fucking scholastic books catalog. Like not even fake jack off to it to really commit to this fucking facade, he just DEADPAN STARES AT IT!

Like look at this idiot

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His dad is like “oh my god I can’t believe my son is a degenerate, consuming pornography like that” and L acts like this is completely not weird and creepy at all saying “well he’s a 17 year old boy so” even though I’m not unconvinced that seeing this fucking idiot try to act like a normal dude was what initially tipped L off to the fact that Light was Kira.

as an asexual I would act exactly the same- oh wait