Aries: Chapter 6: Fwoosh
Taurus: “Are we actually going to have sex or are you just a really affectionate cuddler?”
Gemini: “If there was one thing Izaya loved more than manipulating people it was a good fuck.”
Cancer: “Before Izaya loses his mind, he loses his gag reflex.”
Leo: “Shizuo made a hmph sound before tagging along. He has killed Izaya… That was fine.”
Virgo: “I hope you die.” “Right back ‘atcha.”
Libra: “Oh. Oh lordy.”
Scorpio: “Am I hard because I need to piss, or am I just really fucking horny?”
Sagittarius: “I can assure you, you could drink water out of my ass and it’d be clear.”
Capricorn: “Shizuo left his glasses on.”
Aquarius: “Shizuo uses Izaya’s shirt to wipe off all the cum cause Izaya’s a little bitch.”
Pisces: “Izaya was, simply put, getting his brains fucked out by Shizuo Heiwajima.”