Jewish bloggers: remember if you live in a dorm you should ask about accomedations so you can celebrate Chanukah!
People on this website: I can’t believe you are willing to literally kill everyone in your building so that you can practice your dangerous, patriarchal, capitalist religion
Hello my fellow Jews – did you know you can use Siri as a dreidel? Because I did not and I am so incredibly pleased to learn this during this lovely Hanukkah season.
Hey in light of recent Tumblr events, please remember that a *coffin* widens around the shoulder area and then narrows toward the feet, and a *casket* remains one width the entire time. *Vampires* sleep in *coffins* please do well to remember this in case you have guests.
This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.
Which brings me to my business proposal:
Titty Speakeasies
Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 