Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like
Are you implying I don’t look like this when I’m trying to be romantic
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You don’t need a man. You need an Alpaca 🖤
those are the most distressing “happy” noises imaginable, why are camelids so weird
I have been on tumblr for 9 years and NOW they’re telling me it’s illegal to be horny???
The whole NSFW thing is only a step from them banning gay content and shit, like YouTube that constantly flags innocuous gay content as “Adult.”
New N/SFW tumblr is gonna be like Mormon Bubble P/orn. I guarantee.
“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am
Slip the bong a little tongue every once in a while to let her know you care
And this state of dysphoria was a connection. I remember my dreams, my nightmares; and it scared and terrified me.
And like autopilot, I just kept on going. I’m keeping on keeping on
Blackholes and Revelations
…..okay
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 