showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.
how romantic would it be to be lying slowly bleeding to death from several mysterious stab wounds in an abandoned gas station parking lot located along a stretch of a never ending midwestern gravel road surrounded by corn on both sides
Friendly reminder that one of the changes to asgard loki made as king was to put barriers on the bifrost…
I’m not saying he was scared of falling again but…
HE WAS SCARED OF FALLING AGAIN
I need a little drabble about this. Side note: This puts into context just how shaken and pissed Loki was when Dr. Strange let him freefall for 30 minutes. Enough to want to cut a bitch!
Evil brother steals the throne…
First acts are to install safety barriers on dangerous bridge and encourage community theater.
Thor: I have returned to put an end to this evil regime of improved health and safety
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 