anyway I’m browsing vampire fetish forums like I usually do to cheer myself up and this girl asked if there are any hot vampire dudes out there looking to hook up or if they’re simply too hard to find and someone replied “Not With a body like your you just got to find one. I am not vampire but I am not mortal. I am Tuath Dé. you are cute message me”
and I have not gotten over this and probably never will.
“sorry I’m not a vampire but I AM an ancient Irish deity. Ur cute hmu”
like Im fucking REELING I want this to be real for the sheer ridiculousness of it. never in my life have I wanted more for magic to exist on this Earth than in this moment.
this post is twelve different kinds of fantastic but I’d like to take a moment and crop out my absolute favorite thing about it which is
okay, so here’s what you have to do: if tumblr is not showing your newest post (or is only showing them on page 2), that means all the posts that it is showing on the front page have been flagged and subsequently unflagged.
to get rid of this, edit all of those posts and add a new random tag to them. you can check by refreshing your blog and you’ll see they’ve disappeared from the front page. continue doing this until the last thing you posted is once again at the top of page 1, then make a test post to be sure. if you see it, you’re golden
Hell Site. Hell Site. Hell Site.
kill me
No, Tumblr, I don’t think this post sucks… I’m just tired of seeing it over and over and over again.
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 