DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it
ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise
What is the difference? Please learn me a thing
cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop
leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit.
then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos
look at this bullshit
i’m angry just looking at it
so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar
C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards
I can’t say I know anything about the Henderson Scale, my apologies.
The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment is a handy scale used to determine just how much any action has derailed the plot of an RPG. These actions are almost always caused by either That Guy, or This Guy pretending to be That Guy to aggravate a bad GM. Very rarely, it’s a noble last action by a supremely selfless Neckbeard to stop a disaster before it starts.
The scale was made in the namesake of Old Man Henderson, so that he may be remembered as one of the greatest lolawesome derailers of all time. This is despite the fact that what he managed would effectively be a 2 on said scale, as what transpired is a once-in-a-lifetime event that likely won’t ever be topped.