thehauntedmansion2003:

succubye01:

notyoursaviour:

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

luna-y-tuna:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

woundedtoaster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

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leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

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then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

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look at this bullshit

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i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

Cats love jazz

there it is

incredibly wholesome tags

Hey, I’m a new DM, and one of my players just caused a 1 on the Henderson scale and screwed everybody else in the party over. Any suggestions on a proper punishment?

gservator:

basalt-dnd:

I can’t say I know anything about the Henderson Scale, my apologies.

The Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment is a handy scale used to determine just how much any action has derailed the plot of an RPG. These actions are almost always caused by either That Guy, or This Guy pretending to be That Guy to aggravate a bad GM. Very rarely, it’s a noble last action by a supremely selfless Neckbeard to stop a disaster before it starts.

The scale was made in the namesake of Old Man Henderson, so that he may be remembered as one of the greatest lolawesome derailers of all time. This is despite the fact that what he managed would effectively be a 2 on said scale, as what transpired is a once-in-a-lifetime event that likely won’t ever be topped.

That my good man is the Henderson Scale