sandersstudies:

randomprojectedtrashcutie:

sandersstudies:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

Why are there ten loud saxophone players outside? This isn’t even a metaphor they’re actually out there.

I JUST PASSED THREE PEOPLE WITH TUBAS?????

Please consider: marching band

See here’s the thing, that WOULD make sense, except I’m at the gym?????

Marching band wants to work out. Upgrade to Runninng Band

I’m dying just imagining someone violently playing the clarinet while sprinting after me.

mycravatundone:

@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?

z-ndjenja:

Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not

gxlddustwoman:

theglitterous:

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

mamoru:

mamoru:

it just keeps happening

long story short bethesda accidentally doxxed people who complained