antivancrows:

antivancrows:

anyways child pageants should be illegal

as a former pageant kid the amount of emotional abuse i went through because of my mother always pushing me to be beautiful and then blaming me and hating me when i didnt win was fucked up. being a pageant kid gave me an eating disorder and has seriously fucked with my self esteem. don’t put your kids through this. don’t let your 5 year old be objectified by others and yourself. 

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Before the session, in group chat) 

Bard: Try not to burn down any more towns without me. 

Me: No promises. 

(In group chat, directly after the party has killed a spider demon and in the process set fire to the town due to the copious amounts of spider silk) 

Me: Sorry. I said no promises. 

Bard: You guys had one job! 

Me: There was a spider. It’s gone now.