GOTTEM
this shit killed me wtf
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we stand upon the precipice of change. the world fears the inevitable plummet into the abyss. watch for that moment – and when it comes, do not hesitate to leap. it
is only when you fall that you learn whether you can fly.


guys lets brainstorm a post
setting: 1950s london
*british accent* oh fuck i got my balls caught in the trolley. sure glad the beatles arent around yet to write a song about this
balls in the trolley, asking for help all alone while he cries out in fear
no one comes near
nutsack is hurting, it’s caught between rivets and pulleys and gears
nobody hears
(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby)

hey guys am I funny yet 🙂 can I have tumblr clout ???
where the fuck is he this is so cryptic op turn your location on i just want your teeth loss? is this loss? horses
Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed
BRUH
Woah.
“And that’s why I have job security”
Well played.This is actually fire. Lol. He’s dope.


















