Author: Borderline Izaya

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

jeffersonxjinkx:

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

  • “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
  • “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
  • “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
  • “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
  • “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
  • “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
  • “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
  • “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
  • “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
  • “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

John Mulaney quotes I identify with

jeffersonxjinkx:

on a deep, spiritual, personal level:

  • “I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
  • “I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
  • “I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
  • “It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
  • “Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
  • “I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
  • “I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
  • “What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
  • “I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
  • “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”

BNHA Episode 5

phantomrose96:

Aizawa: Midoriya, youve shown no exceptional results during this assessment, and your quirk only endangers others. You have no potential.
Deku: …
Aizawa: …
Deku: Hey wait a sec! If I’ve got no potential then what about Hagakure?!
Aizawa: Who?
Deku: The invisible girl! She’s just invisible! I’ve gotta at least be stronger than her I’ve been training for 10 months!
Aizawa: She has shown an exceptional result. She finished first in the 50 meter dash.
Deku: SHE THREW HER SHOES

aaliyahbreaux:

growthandsecrets:

aaliyahbreaux:

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”

Um…. what?

me, a girl: *gets into an uber*

uber driver: “so, this address… is this where you live? is this ur house?”

me, wheels turning in my head: “Uh no haha its my boyfriends house”