Borderline Izaya

catch me out in the fields frantically cajoling the turnips for their blood

eratomusings:

eratomusings:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

minidodds:

This comment speaks to me. 😂

(Found on So Much Better from Legally Blonde the Musical)

bemusedlybespectacled:

solitarelee:

unpretty:

when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE

“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

lioness-roars:

the-unidentified-black-male:

iztac-coatl:

thetrippytrip:

When you come back woke

Good for this white girl

There is actually a lot of us serving who feel this way, but aren’t allowed to speak on it while still in!

This last comment tells you everything you need to know, really

thebostonwasteland:

wheres the essay op

wheres the essay

baka-dot-exe:

sasrinthekobold:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ʍoǝɯ

meow

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

oppa-homeless-style:

chefpyro:

I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat