Author: Borderline Izaya

kiinkloren:

help

usemerald:

miedriwesley:

dragonlords-lair:

so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

I had to reblog this, it’s to damn funny

vamprisms:

shoutout to all the people in retail and distribution working this black friday

256gb:

accidentally clicked on r/frugal and this is the top post and i’m losing my mind

todoroki-dokie:

doki-doki-todoroki-club:

can you imagine being todoroki

and training your entire life to be a hero and having your father beat you regularly for failing to meet his standards and you get into the top hero school in the nation and youre gonna be in and amongst the best of the best at long last

and you look around class 1-a on day one

and like half of these kids decided they wanted to be heroes like 6 months ago

one of them just broke his hand trying to throw a baseball

what the fuck were you even training for

stats:

everyone on this site: “please delete the porn bots”

staff: “hm? what was that? :)”

app store: *removes the tumblr app*

staff:

jwustin:

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit