Author: Borderline Izaya

gameseverywhere:

worldsworstfather:

jackdanielswithrice:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*

me:

human character: *uses their vulnerable human body to shield their robot companion because even though they’re a machine that can’t be hurt or killed as easily they value their life equally to their own because they love them*

me:

you mean hank and connor? 

was it really that obvious? shit.

99fandomsandmarvelisone:

krispythinkings:

pearlmarley:

sherlockismyholmesboi:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

This whole post is GOLD

Yea, if you’re an actor and you deliberately try to freak people out then you need to be aware it’s flight or FIGHT. There’s a chance that someone will run away screaming but someone could also square up and try to kick your creepy ass.

By deciding to be a creepy bastard you are accepting the possibility that you might end up getting hurt and I do not feel sorry for you.

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

thatthreeanon:

burdmom:

annajiejie:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

I want to expound upon “comedians couldn’t get married” thing because it’s actually really interesting.

Satire was respected in Ancient Ireland. It was thought to have great power, enough to physically maim the subject one was making jokes about. Satirists could bring down kings with a witty enough insult. That was actually their original function. When the king didn’t do right by his people, a bard was supposed to compose a poem so scathing it would raise welts on the king’s skin to oust him (it was illegal for a “blemished” king to rule.) Unwarranted satire was considered a form of assault.

So what it boils down to is ancient Celts being like “These people are too dangerous to reproduce. DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH CHILDREN. EVER.”

whats a king to a bard

Thats literally a dnd skill

Vicious mockery at sixth level

the-other-one-also:

dear-tumb1r:

iopele:

ithelpstodream:

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the day may come when this post crosses my dash and I do not reblog it but friends

today 

is not that day

This is a good commercial
Everything from the woman pretending to be a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN to “midnight in a coffin” to “try this new thing called Dog”

Its all good shit

I’m in Atlanta and looking for a kittt asfjfkftxgzg