farseerdri:

gwen-chan:

amythe3lder:

kinderjedi:

the-virgil-mary:

ladyyinburgundy:

marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

jenroses:

johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

conversationswithjohnlock:

kaeltale:

namesonboats:

andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: Nice slice of life

Fanfic: But dragons

Canon: DAAAAAAAAARK. ANGST AND DARKNESS.

Fanfic: They meet cute as they wallow in a pile of puppies and NOTHING HURTS EVER.

Canon: multiple possible love interests, who will it be?

Fanfic: jk everyone is poly and getting their needs met

Canon: Everything is fluffy and nothing hurt
Fanfic: they are tortured soul forbade to ever feel happiness. Also blood

@akaiba @bioticanders @prpl-grl @veritasrose

sturges:

sturges:

sturges:

it makes me so sad when ppl apologize for talking so much about their hyperfixations. like no keep going i love you

if you don’t shut up about your own ocs. if you don’t shut up about obscure characters that no one else appreciates as much as you. if you get into deep lore of a series no one else around you likes. I Love You So Fucking Much

and most importantly if you make fun of ppls interests i will absolutely destroy you. make no mistake