My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
now that everyone wants to kiss werewolves, date vampires and hold hands with kaiju we need to come up with some new scary monsters. heres my proposal: under the light of a waxing moon i become the monstrosity known only as a straight man.
elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it
then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it:
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley
“dont watch the full lego movie for free it’s part of their advertising campaign for the second movie!!! it’s tricking you!!”
tricking me? into watching a movie for free? a movie that I like? as part of the announcement for the sequel??? oh those bastards how dare they give me free high quality entertainment while telling me more content is coming soon!
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 