Borderline Izaya

tordenvejr:

lay out intentions like paving of ease in future moments. “i’m gonna have fun in class tomorrow”, “when i go for a walk i’m gonna see so many beautiful things”, “i’m gonna have the most cozy night tonight”, “i’m gonna be very present with my friend on wednesday”, etc. see how easily the moment adapts. it’s like a little spell to set yourself up for goodness

couriersixed:

rb and put in the tags your sexual orientation + favorite companion from Fallout 4

bad-union-memes:

“same energy” i shout, holding up both these images, looking around to see if i’m doing the meme right but everyone is avoiding eye contact with me

beyoncescock:

this is adorable im jealous

dankmemeuniversity:

topmemesdeluxe:

latterdaytaints:

topmemesdeluxe:

When my boyfriend says “wig” in front of the cashier at Michaels while we’re buying Christmas ornaments and I know our cover is blown as a gay couple and he just outed himself as a bottom

You were two men buying Christmas ornaments in a craft store. There was never a cover believed that you were a couple of straight bros

I hate y’all

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

diekingdomcome:

64bitwar:

shinhito:

So fucking cute.

the bear just agrees to start jumping with him like “alright yeah let’s do that”

Animals are awesome