gobbo69:

thegayplatypus69:

gobbo69:

boobfart69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

im sneakie.

im clever.

im shiftie.

im goblin.

And?

and im comin.

please dont

stabses you

ziraseal:

spanishskulduggery:

spanishskulduggery:

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

cursedcatpictures:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

unaenanasinamor:

quietstorm-thundathighs:

facts

ahhh honey, people lie about being sick

Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion

always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:

straightpeoplereceipts:

dad you can always just text me