Borderline Izaya

yourplayersaidwhat:

Pirate: *rolls nat 20 on stealth check*

DM, cackling: You sneak… super sneakily. Like, Mai, from your point of view, she just freaking fades out of reality, and then reappears on the stairs. And she-she doesn’t even walk, she just kinda glides down the stairs. The sneakiest sneak that ever did snook just sneaked in this house tonight.

gayelectro:

notsoelephantirrelephant:

archaeo-geek:

sleeping-out-of-tune:

rugelachs:

straight culture was decimated by this video

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.”

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

Don’t forget the thrilling sequel:

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arihanagrande:

jimin: i like to drop subtle hints that i need someone to praise me

jimin: someone praise me

hope-film:

oh boy…

thatadult:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

recommendad:

recommendad:

i survived too much steven universe discourse to have to suffer through a new age of she-ra discourse

unless she-ra personally commits a hate crime, i dont want to see you grown ass adults attempting to philosophically dissect yet another kids show

kezia-kawaii:

getlostpeeves:

leradny:

penprp:

ghostkwan:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

ashashi-corner:

flargahblargh:

violaslayvis:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

yo-daddys-my-bitch:

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

beyoncescock:

nothing more relatable than this

vicloud:

Giethoorn in Netherlands has no roads or any modern transportation at all, only canals. Well, and 176 bridges too. Tourists have to leave their cars outside of the village and travel here by foot or boat by. So you can probably imagine how peaceful it is here.