this is the most southern fucking thing ive ever seen
If it’s a “southern fucking thing” to respect and pray for those risking their lives to serve and protect our great country… I’ll proudly tell you I’m fucking southern over and over (which I’d do anyway).
im sure the prayers of a 40something-year-old woman running a porn blog will be of great comfort to those soldiers as they commit war crimes
In which the spouse and I both realize we’re vindictive southern belles.
Oh I do this all the time in academia.
“we’ve met” is, as stated, usually acknowledgement of a one-sided grudge. The aggressor isn’t actually very likely to dignify this with a response stronger than the kind of willful amnesia that leaves god and everyone wondering what she’s playing at and what the victim did to deserve it.
“we’re acquainted”, on the other hand, means that these two Southern Ladies know each other for three generations and actively maintain open hostilities along multiple vectors. There is about to be blood shed in this O’Charleys at 2pm on a Sunday. The actual victim of gossip will be whoever did that introduction, because everyone knows that Mary and Louise have hated each other since 1951, and how did that person not know? You fool.
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 