An Ocean’s 11 style movie where the twelve apostles come together in an elaborate scheme to rescue Christ from the cave he was buried in and bring him back to life in just three days
Coming this summer: Jesus Heist
I feel like this is a missed opportunity for the title Christ Heist.
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth
If I'm your savior, then you're mine. 