Borderline Izaya

you’re allowed to be horny…Once

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

what am I supposed to do when I’m at work and a customer asks “do you use chip?” and I say “yes but we don’t use salsa” and they don’t even laugh

the first customer I tried this joke on was like the epitome of White Dad™️ and after I said it his face was stoic but his eyes swelled with extreme pride