snoji:

favorite character: *does something really stupid or bad*

me: 

salty-blue-mage:

sapphicsvoltron:

leander-ligo:

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

“I like your shoelaces”

salty-blue-mage:

sapphicsvoltron:

leander-ligo:

Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

“I like your shoelaces”

tariqah:

tariqah:

tariqah:

Does anyone remember the time George H.W. Bush puked all over the Japanese prime minister’s lap???

Barbara Bush trying to protect the grace that the Bush family never had to begin with

YES

dankmemeuniversity:

swarnpert:

british ppl be like……today is chewsday

tinyscoop:

demasc:

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: fwubbafwubbafwubba