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it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Every single author on the list is male of course

Oh. 

I needed this today. 

I got KO’d after the first the first three words of the first entry

Wow these are so fucking bad, and here I was, self conscious about my sex writing skills. I’m a fucking genius compared to these men, and I’m a virgin ffs!

It’s so bad, what even

What even are these????

I’m Asexual and I’ve written better sex scenes than these.