yourplayersaidwhat:

Pirate: *rolls nat 20 on stealth check*

DM, cackling: You sneak… super sneakily. Like, Mai, from your point of view, she just freaking fades out of reality, and then reappears on the stairs. And she-she doesn’t even walk, she just kinda glides down the stairs. The sneakiest sneak that ever did snook just sneaked in this house tonight.