couriers-mile:

I was going to compile a list of relatable quotes from Dragon Age companions but i got hung up on Sera who is the most relatable

• (Locate a shard while looking through an Ocularum) I don’t want to touch anything a skull lit up. Skulls don’t say “here’s a good thing”.
• (Crestwood) We should drag the nobs in Val Royeaux out here. See how they do.
• (Emerald Graves – near waterfall) There could be stuff behind the falls. That’d be clever.
• (Emerald Graves – spreading ashes during Last Wishes) Phnngghhaa… Pleh. Phfftt. Got… in… hnnng… my… it’s in my mouth.
• (Emprise du Lion) Where are we again? So I don’t come back?
• (Exalted Plains – find Valorin during Someone to Lose) What was there? Because that’s blood and magic and that’s not good.
• (Exalted Plains – Crow Fens)
• Sera: Stupid mud and water and something brushed against my leg.
• Solas: (Chuckles.)
• Sera: Shut it, I’m right, it’s wrong and horrible!
• (Forbidden Oasis) I have sand… in places.
• (Hissing Wastes) Wow, that’s… so much nowhere.
• (Hissing Wastes) Sand is dirt that’s bad at it.
• (Storm Coast – see the High dragon and giant fighting) (Laughs.) Wow. We can watch, yeah?

Bonus: Sera and all her friends making fun of Solas

• (Frostback Basin) 
• Sera: The veil is wobbly here.
• Dorian: Perhaps a bit warbly instead?
• Cassandra: Certainly not! It’s much more squeaky.
• Iron Bull: I was going with spicy.
• Blackwall: You sure it isn’t wiggly?
• Varric: I’d say more wonky, myself.
• Sera: What? Let me check. Sensing. Sense-y. Definitely wobbly.
• Solas: (sighs)