Going 5 levels deep

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: So what do you wanna find in the Thieves Guild

Rogue(me): Information

DM: Ok, so who are you gonna talk to?

Me: (OOC) can I make up a character real quick for this?

DM: Yeah

Me: Sick, so I go and find the guy who trained me how to be an Arcane Trickster

DM: Ok, describe him to me

Warlock: He’s Jimmy Falon, but with a goatee

Me: And a handle bar moustache

Paladin: Wait, that means he’s Jimmy Falon’s evil twin. He’s gotta be called Jimee Talon, then. With two E’s (I named a horse Charlee)

DM: (cracking up) We’re three levels deep right now

Warlock: So Wait, that means Jimmy Falon is in the world and is doing stand up or a night show talk at a tavern

DM: 4 levels!

Me: That also means we’ll have a quest where we fight him with the power of Wron Burgandee to fight his evil subcult called the SNL

DM: (in tears) We’ve gone 5 levels deep!

Cleric (who made hummus): Hey Guys, what’d I miss?

Me: We made SNL canon and we’re gonna a kill Jimmy Falon, finally

(More laughter)

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