snarthurt:

peroxonitrite:

snarthurt:

kid in a fridge quest is the dumbest shit bethesdas ever written and thats saying a lot

giving the player character a heterosexual relationship and one of two specific gender based pre-war occupations was dumber

listen, that was off putting and bad but it doesnt compare to ‘kid is locked in a fridge on a road when the bombs drop, ghoulifies, stays there for 200 years, is completely fine mentally when let out and only a little bummed about his whole situation, says ‘hey mister, can you help me find my parents?’ and they are not only also ghoulified, not only also just fine mentally, not only still married after 200 years, they are 5 fucking minutes away.’ not to mention the cookie cutter slaver npc who just barges in for your bog standard very good or very evil moral choice where you can sell the kid or not. ive written better shit than that in 3rd grade and i dont work for a multimillion dollar blockbusting *jim sterling voice* triple a game company