sasskarian:

aethersea:

professorsparklepants:

The real reason Harry became an auror was because it was the best way to spend the rest of his life destroying dark wizards with extremely brutal one liners

#that makes sense; they’re dark wizards he can be as savage as he pleases #no restraints just brutal smackdowns that’ll haunt them at 3 am forever #the junior aurors think he’s tough on THEM; but they learn on mission 1 with him #they come back shaking like HOLY SHIT; I just saw Potter DESTROY a man #their friends go: what literally #junior auror: I was caught in the blast radius #ja: and now I need to rethink all my life choices just to be safe holy shit (x)

@infearofblankpages