repotting:

repotting:

please….

please…

PLEASE wash your arse and your genitals every single time you bathe. soap up your arse crack and your thighs and pubic hair (or anywhere it WOULD be if you had it) every single time. and please bathe at least a few times a week. and if you have a dick appointment and you haven’t bathed that day, for god’s sake wash up first. sweat and fecal matter and piss aren’t completely removed with toilet paper.

and — now this is really important – if you are expecting or even hoping for oral from another human being, and you have issues that cause piss to wind up in your pubic hair, be aware of that. find a way to clean your pubes after you piss, or to do it so they don’t get wet at all.

if you’re not sure they’re clean, rub your (clean) hand in em and SMELL. if it smells like piss to you with that small amount, it is going to be disgusting down there for your partner whose face will be rubbing in it. Wash again. WITH SOAP. as long as it’s not touching the mucous membranes (the bits of thinner skin where no hair will grow) soap is not only safe, it is NECESSARY.

it is not that fucking hard to be considerate to the person
who will be giving you an orgasm. they are signing up for sex, not hazardous waste removal. don’t make them suffer through the discomfort of trying to be nice to YOU about the fact that you’re inconsiderately caked in your own waste.

@gingerfoam replied to your post “please….  please… PLEASE wash your arse and your genitals every single…”

soap isn’t great for the ph of your junk though?? I was with you until soap     

This
is why I specified not to get it on the mucous membranes. The
unprotected tip of a penis or the inside of a vulva shouldn’t touch
soap, but the skin around your genitals that is the same as the skin
everywhere else on your body, the bits that grow hair – that area
really does need soap just as much as any other body part. More,
actually, because it is the ONLY way to wash off microscopic bits of
foecal matter that settle in that area. Not to mention that area tends
to have plenty of little crevices that are warm and dark and moist – perfect for fungus.

Like
piss and sweat are gross and everything, but foecal bacteria growing
unchecked is a legitimate health concern, both for anyone who might get
it in their mouth or genitals or for the person who never washes with
soap.