agni-kai13:

pochowek:

morrowind male dark elf voice: Listen you fucker. listen. i smoke 5 packs of cigarettes daily. im smoking a cigarette right now. in fact, two cigarettes. i intend to die of lung cancer in approximately 5 months from now

oblivion male dark elf voice: I let other people fuck my wife

Skyrim male dark elf voice: I’m so tired, I’m so Fucking tired