princeofeuropa:

the-last-hair-bender:

turing-tested:

name your cats after cryptids so you can say things like “mothman got hair all over my favorite sweater again” or “the way bigfoot comes running after me when I open a can of tuna is really cute”

The Jersey Devil keeps putting his butt in my face.

The Fresno Night Cralwer squeaks at me when I pet it it’s so cute